Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

xavier stop

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Give me thumbs up!

knock, knock come in

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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