Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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this girl died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Anti Joke

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