How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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