Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Woman Rights

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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