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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

miley cyrus

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Penal Dysfunction

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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