- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

PSN IS UP

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

wanna hear a joke? no.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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