2 Penises

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Gorden Brown.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Dogs

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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women's rights

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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