- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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