- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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