- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

modern love

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

religion.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

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