Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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I saw a shovel once.

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