YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Black People.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Roey Jegen

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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