You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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