What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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If you are my friend like it!

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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2 + 2 = fish

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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