What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Mitt Romney.

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Are you Drew?

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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