Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Worst joke ever

Breast cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why did the man die? He got shot!

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

WNBA

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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