- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Your Mom.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Jesus was a good guy

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

i cant think of one.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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