There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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An asian without a future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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