- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

hiya

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

why am I writing this...im bored

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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