What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Dogs in my home.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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