whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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