What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -10

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops