- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Melbourne Football Club.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Soccer...

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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