What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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WNBA

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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