Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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speech and debate.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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These Jokes suck.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Womens' Rights

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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