- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

I had my period 3 days ago.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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