What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

womens rights

Kathy Griffin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

I am a n1gger.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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