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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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