This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Autism speaks but not really

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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IU football

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fack me in the ace! CC

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Obama

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