What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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