- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

men, men like men= men+bed

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

A guy trips a blind man.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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