- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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