- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

knock knock. come in.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

i cant think of one.

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