Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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