Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Spell: “This word”

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Women Sports.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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