How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Zach Barlow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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