Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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