Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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