justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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What's 4+7 47

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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