Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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boobs.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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