Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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