- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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