Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Woman's rights

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

why is john so fat years of over eating

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

bum sex lol

What's an Anti Joke?

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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