- Anti Joke

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead