- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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