- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.