- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

2 women were sitting quietly

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

An English man walks into a pub.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

WNBA

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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