- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

-Knock Knock -Come in!

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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