How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Punch line.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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