- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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